Gb

Fb

I'm coming

hard

for

friday

like

a

pedo-

phile

Cb

at his

computer

desk

watching

Rebecca

smile.

Gb

Fb

I go

the extra

mile

the

marathon's

Cb

27th

mile.

Then

I hit the

ice

cold

beverage

aisle.

Gb

Fb

I got

a

cast

-iron

liver

Cb

Ebb

and i would

rather

drown

my sorrows

than

cry

a river

Ab7

I use

my brain

like

you

use a

plane

flight

ticket.

Cb

now I'm

in a

place

where

all the

fences are

white picket.

Gb

Fb

The only

way

it might

get

disturbing

is

Cb

if you're

bothered

by the

sound

of light

cricket

chirping.

Gb

Fb

I just

let it

soak in

like

Robi-

tussen

Cb

and about

the

fast-

paced

rat race

there's no

discus-

sion

Gb

Fb

I'm just

trying

to get

into the

proper mood.

Cb

Ebb

Remix

of

everyday

life

chopped

and

screwed.

Ab7

What can

I do

to get

the week-

days

behind

me?

Cb

Dbsus2

Wat-

sky

remind me.

Thank

you,

kindly.

Gb

Fb

Compared

to

mine,

all

testi-

cles,

hecka

small

Cb

mine

crack

walls

like a

wrecking

ball

Gb

Fb

When my

checkered

drawers

fall,

y'all

see

orna-

ments

Cb

fit

for a

porno

flick

Time to

deck the

halls.

Gb

Fb

I'm glad

it's all

finished

this week

is all

bidness

Cb

Ebb

but now

i'm

chilling

sprawled out

with a

tall

Guinness.

Ab7

I'm gunna

set the

world

record

for the

funnest

time ever

Cb

had

on the

planet,

so

everybody

call

Guinness.

Gb

Fb

I swear

a lot,

this ain't

Fisher-

Price

Cb

If I'm

a bad

in-

fluence,

then here's

some great

advice:

Gb

Fb

Kids,

don't

be a

dickweed!

Appreciate

the

shit

Cb

out of

the present

moment

and

be

fucking

nice!

Gb

Fb

I

whistle

weird

for the

tune of

it.

but

Cb

Ebb

if they

all did

it would

ruin it.

We spent

two

months

Ab7

on this

here

bluegrass,

folk-rock

hip-hop

album

because

we

Cb

Dbsus2

really

felt like

doing it.

So

every-

body,

kick

Gb

Fb

I'm

an

Amuri-

can

I put

my

work

in.

Cb

and when

my work's

done

it's time

for perk-

ing

Gb

Fb

Hey

let's

invite

the vultures

down to

have

a drink

Cb

they

must be

getting

tired

of doing

all

that

circling

Gb

Fb

cause it's

the world's

end

We're

over

heat-a-lated

Cb

Ebb

and from

what I

hear

we're

also

over

people-ated

Ab7

so there's

no

room

or we'll

just ex-

plode soon

Cb

So let's

get

inebriated

and

forget

what we

created.

Gb

Fb

So

I've been

thinking,

we should

have a

big

party

Cb

for

all

humans,

and

even

women.

(ladies)

Gb

Fb

For the

dumb

southern-

ers,

the

lazy

mexi-

cans,

Cb

the a-rabs

and

the

coloreds

and

their

peckers

and

Gb

Fb

the

cheap

jews,

which is

me too.

I'll even

treat you (L'chaim)

Cb

Ebb

But

just

this once,

cause

nothing's

free

dude.

Ab7

And

when the

fiery end

comes,

we'll

burn up

quicker

Cb7

Dbsus2

because

we're full

of liquor

So

every-

body kick