D

C FOUR_MAJOR

I'm coming

hard

for

friday

like

a

pedo-

phile

G ONE_MAJOR

at his

computer

desk

watching

Rebecca

smile.

D

C FOUR_MAJOR

I go

the extra

mile

the

marathon's

G ONE_MAJOR

27th

mile.

Then

I hit the

ice

cold

beverage

aisle.

D

C FOUR_MAJOR

I got

a

cast

-iron

liver

G ONE_MAJOR

Bb FLAT_THREE_MAJOR

and i would

rather

drown

my sorrows

than

cry

a river

E7

I use

my brain

like

you

use a

plane

flight

ticket.

G ONE_MAJOR

now I'm

in a

place

where

all the

fences are

white picket.

D

C FOUR_MAJOR

The only

way

it might

get

disturbing

is

G ONE_MAJOR

if you're

bothered

by the

sound

of light

cricket

chirping.

D

C FOUR_MAJOR

I just

let it

soak in

like

Robi-

tussen

G ONE_MAJOR

and about

the

fast-

paced

rat race

there's no

discus-

sion

D

C FOUR_MAJOR

I'm just

trying

to get

into the

proper mood.

G ONE_MAJOR

Bb FLAT_THREE_MAJOR

Remix

of

everyday

life

chopped

and

screwed.

E7

What can

I do

to get

the week-

days

behind

me?

G ONE_MAJOR

Asus2

Wat-

sky

remind me.

Thank

you,

kindly.

D

C FOUR_MAJOR

Compared

to

mine,

all

testi-

cles,

hecka

small

G ONE_MAJOR

mine

crack

walls

like a

wrecking

ball

D

C FOUR_MAJOR

When my

checkered

drawers

fall,

y'all

see

orna-

ments

G ONE_MAJOR

fit

for a

porno

flick

Time to

deck the

halls.

D

C FOUR_MAJOR

I'm glad

it's all

finished

this week

is all

bidness

G ONE_MAJOR

Bb FLAT_THREE_MAJOR

but now

i'm

chilling

sprawled out

with a

tall

Guinness.

E7

I'm gunna

set the

world

record

for the

funnest

time ever

G ONE_MAJOR

had

on the

planet,

so

everybody

call

Guinness.

D

C FOUR_MAJOR

I swear

a lot,

this ain't

Fisher-

Price

G ONE_MAJOR

If I'm

a bad

in-

fluence,

then here's

some great

advice:

D

C FOUR_MAJOR

Kids,

don't

be a

dickweed!

Appreciate

the

shit

G ONE_MAJOR

out of

the present

moment

and

be

fucking

nice!

D

C FOUR_MAJOR

I

whistle

weird

for the

tune of

it.

but

G ONE_MAJOR

Bb FLAT_THREE_MAJOR

if they

all did

it would

ruin it.

We spent

two

months

E7

on this

here

bluegrass,

folk-rock

hip-hop

album

because

we

G ONE_MAJOR

Asus2

really

felt like

doing it.

So

every-

body,

kick

D

C FOUR_MAJOR

I'm

an

Amuri-

can

I put

my

work

in.

G ONE_MAJOR

and when

my work's

done

it's time

for perk-

ing

D

C FOUR_MAJOR

Hey

let's

invite

the vultures

down to

have

a drink

G ONE_MAJOR

they

must be

getting

tired

of doing

all

that

circling

D

C FOUR_MAJOR

cause it's

the world's

end

We're

over

heat-a-lated

G ONE_MAJOR

Bb FLAT_THREE_MAJOR

and from

what I

hear

we're

also

over

people-ated

E7

so there's

no

room

or we'll

just ex-

plode soon

G ONE_MAJOR

So let's

get

inebriated

and

forget

what we

created.

D

C FOUR_MAJOR

So

I've been

thinking,

we should

have a

big

party

G ONE_MAJOR

for

all

humans,

and

even

women.

(ladies)

D

C FOUR_MAJOR

For the

dumb

southern-

ers,

the

lazy

mexi-

cans,

G ONE_MAJOR

the a-rabs

and

the

coloreds

and

their

peckers

and

D

C FOUR_MAJOR

the

cheap

jews,

which is

me too.

I'll even

treat you (L'chaim)

G ONE_MAJOR

Bb FLAT_THREE_MAJOR

But

just

this once,

cause

nothing's

free

dude.

E7

And

when the

fiery end

comes,

we'll

burn up

quicker

G7 ONE_MAJOR

Asus2

because

we're full

of liquor

So

every-

body kick