Ab

Gb

I'm coming

hard

for

friday

like

a

pedo-

phile

Db

at his

computer

desk

watching

Rebecca

smile.

Ab

Gb

I go

the extra

mile

the

marathon's

Db

27th

mile.

Then

I hit the

ice

cold

beverage

aisle.

Ab

Gb

I got

a

cast

-iron

liver

Db

Fb

and i would

rather

drown

my sorrows

than

cry

a river

Bb7 FLAT_THREE_MAJOR

I use

my brain

like

you

use a

plane

flight

ticket.

Db

now I'm

in a

place

where

all the

fences are

white picket.

Ab

Gb

The only

way

it might

get

disturbing

is

Db

if you're

bothered

by the

sound

of light

cricket

chirping.

Ab

Gb

I just

let it

soak in

like

Robi-

tussen

Db

and about

the

fast-

paced

rat race

there's no

discus-

sion

Ab

Gb

I'm just

trying

to get

into the

proper mood.

Db

Fb

Remix

of

everyday

life

chopped

and

screwed.

Bb7 FLAT_THREE_MAJOR

What can

I do

to get

the week-

days

behind

me?

Db

Ebsus2 FLAT_SIX_MAJOR

Wat-

sky

remind me.

Thank

you,

kindly.

Ab

Gb

Compared

to

mine,

all

testi-

cles,

hecka

small

Db

mine

crack

walls

like a

wrecking

ball

Ab

Gb

When my

checkered

drawers

fall,

y'all

see

orna-

ments

Db

fit

for a

porno

flick

Time to

deck the

halls.

Ab

Gb

I'm glad

it's all

finished

this week

is all

bidness

Db

Fb

but now

i'm

chilling

sprawled out

with a

tall

Guinness.

Bb7 FLAT_THREE_MAJOR

I'm gunna

set the

world

record

for the

funnest

time ever

Db

had

on the

planet,

so

everybody

call

Guinness.

Ab

Gb

I swear

a lot,

this ain't

Fisher-

Price

Db

If I'm

a bad

in-

fluence,

then here's

some great

advice:

Ab

Gb

Kids,

don't

be a

dickweed!

Appreciate

the

shit

Db

out of

the present

moment

and

be

fucking

nice!

Ab

Gb

I

whistle

weird

for the

tune of

it.

but

Db

Fb

if they

all did

it would

ruin it.

We spent

two

months

Bb7 FLAT_THREE_MAJOR

on this

here

bluegrass,

folk-rock

hip-hop

album

because

we

Db

Ebsus2 FLAT_SIX_MAJOR

really

felt like

doing it.

So

every-

body,

kick

Ab

Gb

I'm

an

Amuri-

can

I put

my

work

in.

Db

and when

my work's

done

it's time

for perk-

ing

Ab

Gb

Hey

let's

invite

the vultures

down to

have

a drink

Db

they

must be

getting

tired

of doing

all

that

circling

Ab

Gb

cause it's

the world's

end

We're

over

heat-a-lated

Db

Fb

and from

what I

hear

we're

also

over

people-ated

Bb7 FLAT_THREE_MAJOR

so there's

no

room

or we'll

just ex-

plode soon

Db

So let's

get

inebriated

and

forget

what we

created.

Ab

Gb

So

I've been

thinking,

we should

have a

big

party

Db

for

all

humans,

and

even

women.

(ladies)

Ab

Gb

For the

dumb

southern-

ers,

the

lazy

mexi-

cans,

Db

the a-rabs

and

the

coloreds

and

their

peckers

and

Ab

Gb

the

cheap

jews,

which is

me too.

I'll even

treat you (L'chaim)

Db

Fb

But

just

this once,

cause

nothing's

free

dude.

Bb7 FLAT_THREE_MAJOR

And

when the

fiery end

comes,

we'll

burn up

quicker

Db7

Ebsus2 FLAT_SIX_MAJOR

because

we're full

of liquor

So

every-

body kick