I | A |
II | B |
b III | C |
IV | D |
V | E |
b VI | F |
b VII | G |
A
G ONE_MAJOR
oh
D
oh
oh
oh
A
G ONE_MAJOR
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
D
oh
yeah
yo
A
G ONE_MAJOR
I'm coming
hard
for
friday
like
a
pedo-
phile
D
at his
computer
desk
watching
Rebecca
smile.
A
G ONE_MAJOR
I go
the extra
mile
the
marathon's
D
27th
mile.
Then
I hit the
ice
cold
beverage
aisle.
A
G ONE_MAJOR
I got
a
cast
-iron
liver
D
F FLAT_SEVEN_MAJOR
and i would
rather
drown
my sorrows
than
cry
a river
B7
I use
my brain
like
you
use a
plane
flight
ticket.
D
now I'm
in a
place
where
all the
fences are
white picket.
A
G ONE_MAJOR
The only
way
it might
get
disturbing
is
D
if you're
bothered
by the
sound
of light
cricket
chirping.
A
G ONE_MAJOR
I just
let it
soak in
like
Robi-
tussen
D
and about
the
fast-
paced
rat race
there's no
discus-
sion
A
G ONE_MAJOR
I'm just
trying
to get
into the
proper mood.
D
F FLAT_SEVEN_MAJOR
Remix
of
everyday
life
chopped
and
screwed.
B7
What can
I do
to get
the week-
days
behind
me?
D
Esus2
Wat-
sky
remind me.
Thank
you,
kindly.
G ONE_MAJOR
D
Mon-
day
in
the nut
sack.
A
Wed-
gie
Wednes
day's
butt
crack.
I'm
G ONE_MAJOR
D
coming
hard
for
Fri-
day
and
if
A
you're
not,
get
the
fuck
back.
kick
G ONE_MAJOR
D
Mon-
day
in
the nut
sack.
A
Wed-
gie
Wednes
day's
butt
crack.
I'm
C FOUR_MAJOR
D
coming
hard
for
Fri-
da-
a-
ay
N.C.
(And if
you're not,
get
the
fuck
back.)
A
G ONE_MAJOR
Compared
to
mine,
all
testi-
cles,
hecka
small
D
mine
crack
walls
like a
wrecking
ball
A
G ONE_MAJOR
When my
checkered
drawers
fall,
y'all
see
orna-
ments
D
fit
for a
porno
flick
Time to
deck the
halls.
A
G ONE_MAJOR
I'm glad
it's all
finished
this week
is all
bidness
D
F FLAT_SEVEN_MAJOR
but now
i'm
chilling
sprawled out
with a
tall
Guinness.
B7
I'm gunna
set the
world
record
for the
funnest
time ever
D
had
on the
planet,
so
everybody
call
Guinness.
A
G ONE_MAJOR
I swear
a lot,
this ain't
Fisher-
Price
D
If I'm
a bad
in-
fluence,
then here's
some great
advice:
A
G ONE_MAJOR
Kids,
don't
be a
dickweed!
Appreciate
the
shit
D
out of
the present
moment
and
be
fucking
nice!
A
G ONE_MAJOR
I
whistle
weird
for the
tune of
it.
but
D
F FLAT_SEVEN_MAJOR
if they
all did
it would
ruin it.
We spent
two
months
B7
on this
here
bluegrass,
folk-rock
hip-hop
album
because
we
D
Esus2
really
felt like
doing it.
So
every-
body,
kick
G ONE_MAJOR
D
Mon-
day
in
the nut
sack.
A
Wed-
gie
Wednes
day's
butt
crack.
I'm
G ONE_MAJOR
D
coming
hard
for
Fri-
day
and
if
A
you're
not,
get
the
fuck
back.
kick
G ONE_MAJOR
D
Mon-
day
in
the nut
sack.
A
Wed-
gie
Wednes
day's
butt
crack.
I'm
C FOUR_MAJOR
D
coming
hard
for
Fri-
da-
a-
ay
N.C.
(And if
you're not,
get
the
fuck
back.)
A
G ONE_MAJOR
I'm
an
Amuri-
can
I put
my
work
in.
D
and when
my work's
done
it's time
for perk-
ing
A
G ONE_MAJOR
Hey
let's
invite
the vultures
down to
have
a drink
D
they
must be
getting
tired
of doing
all
that
circling
A
G ONE_MAJOR
cause it's
the world's
end
We're
over
heat-a-lated
D
F FLAT_SEVEN_MAJOR
and from
what I
hear
we're
also
over
people-ated
B7
so there's
no
room
or we'll
just ex-
plode soon
D
So let's
get
inebriated
and
forget
what we
created.
A
G ONE_MAJOR
So
I've been
thinking,
we should
have a
big
party
D
for
all
humans,
and
even
women.
(ladies)
A
G ONE_MAJOR
For the
dumb
southern-
ers,
the
lazy
mexi-
cans,
D
the a-rabs
and
the
coloreds
and
their
peckers
and
A
G ONE_MAJOR
the
cheap
jews,
which is
me too.
I'll even
treat you (L'chaim)
D
F FLAT_SEVEN_MAJOR
But
just
this once,
cause
nothing's
free
dude.
B7
And
when the
fiery end
comes,
we'll
burn up
quicker
D7
Esus2
because
we're full
of liquor
So
every-
body kick
G ONE_MAJOR
D
Mon-
day
in
the nut
sack.
(Don't
A
be afraid
just
wind up
and
do it)
kick
G ONE_MAJOR
D
Mon-
day
in
the nut
sack.
(Get a
A
running
start
c'mon
now
son)
kick
G ONE_MAJOR
D
Mon-
day
in
the nut
sack.
(In the
A
family
jewels,
in the
family
jewels
c'mon)
kick
G ONE_MAJOR
D
Mon-
day
in
the nut
sack.
(Don't be
A
afraid
it's the
ameri-
can
way)
kick
G ONE_MAJOR
D
Mon-
day
in
the nut
nut
sack.
(Tuesday
A
too,
why
the hell
not)
kick
G ONE_MAJOR
D
Mon -
day
in
the nut
sack.
(and
A
Wendesday
gets
a wedgie,
every-
body)
kick
G ONE_MAJOR
D
Mon-
day
in
the nut
sack.
(c'mon
A
c'mon
c'mon
with
steel-toe
boots)
kick
G ONE_MAJOR
D
Mon-
day
in
the nut
sack.
A
(with your
air
jordans)
kick
G ONE_MAJOR
D
Mon-
day
in
the nut
sack.
(if you're
A
wearing
crocs though
you can
get the
fuck out
of here)
kick
G ONE_MAJOR
D
Mon-
day
in
the nut
sack.
(you're
A
a
bad
mother-
shhh)
kick
G ONE_MAJOR
D
Mon-
day
in
the nut
sack.
A
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