F

Bb9

sure

did

n't

take

to

F

F

long

I

F

Bb9

woke

up

this

mor-

ning

she

was

F

F

gone.

and

the

Dm

Bb9

note

that

she

wrote

didn't

F

Bb9

say

dear

John

it said

F

C FOUR_MAJOR

good-

bye

sucker

i'm

F

F

gone.

She

was a

F

Bb9

home

grown

moun-

tain

F

F

girl.

F

Bb9

Lives

in a

Diff-

erent

F

F

world.

I

was a

Dm

Bb9

wanna

be

rocker

she

was

F

Bb9

more

into

Merle

F

C FOUR_MAJOR

Couldn't

see

it

just

wouldn't

F

F

work.

And

Now I'm

F

Bb9

poured

my

self

in my

F

F

car.

I

F

Bb9

drove

on

down

to the

F

F

bar

But

they

Dm

Bb9

wouldn't

let me

in

cuz I

F

Bb9

ain't

a movie

star

so I

F

C FOUR_MAJOR

went

to

the

Horseshoe

on

F

F

Lamar

Well

the

F

Bb9

boun-

cer

threw

me

out

F

F

too

And I

F

Bb9

didn't

know

what

to

F

F

do

So I

Dm

Bb9

Picked

up

a

phone,

and I

F

Bb9

called

guess

who?

But the

F

C FOUR_MAJOR

cock

blocker

wouldn't

let me

F

F

through.

and

now I'm

F

Bb9

gathered

up

all

my

F

F

guns

and a

F

Bb9

pipe

bomb

just

for

F

F

fun.

I

Dm

Bb9

drove

to her

house

and i

F

Bb9

parked

on the

lawn

She's

F

C FOUR_MAJOR

right

I

always

was

the

F

F

crazy

one.

Well

her

F

Bb9

boy

friend

was

sure

nice

to

F

F

me.

said

F

Bb9

calm

down

would

you

like

a

F

F

drink

and I

Dm

Bb9

shot him

full of

holes

from his

F

Bb9

nose

to

his

knees,

and I

F

C FOUR_MAJOR

polished

off his

little

sweet

F

F

pea.

and I'm