Bb

Eb9

sure

did

n't

take

to

Bb

Bb

long

I

Bb

Eb9

woke

up

this

mor-

ning

she

was

Bb

Bb

gone.

and

the

Gm

Eb9

note

that

she

wrote

didn't

Bb

Eb9

say

dear

John

it said

Bb

F

good-

bye

sucker

i'm

Bb

Bb

gone.

She

was a

Bb

Eb9

home

grown

moun-

tain

Bb

Bb

girl.

Bb

Eb9

Lives

in a

Diff-

erent

Bb

Bb

world.

I

was a

Gm

Eb9

wanna

be

rocker

she

was

Bb

Eb9

more

into

Merle

Bb

F

Couldn't

see

it

just

wouldn't

Bb

Bb

work.

And

Now I'm

Bb

Eb9

poured

my

self

in my

Bb

Bb

car.

I

Bb

Eb9

drove

on

down

to the

Bb

Bb

bar

But

they

Gm

Eb9

wouldn't

let me

in

cuz I

Bb

Eb9

ain't

a movie

star

so I

Bb

F

went

to

the

Horseshoe

on

Bb

Bb

Lamar

Well

the

Bb

Eb9

boun-

cer

threw

me

out

Bb

Bb

too

And I

Bb

Eb9

didn't

know

what

to

Bb

Bb

do

So I

Gm

Eb9

Picked

up

a

phone,

and I

Bb

Eb9

called

guess

who?

But the

Bb

F

cock

blocker

wouldn't

let me

Bb

Bb

through.

and

now I'm

Bb

Eb9

gathered

up

all

my

Bb

Bb

guns

and a

Bb

Eb9

pipe

bomb

just

for

Bb

Bb

fun.

I

Gm

Eb9

drove

to her

house

and i

Bb

Eb9

parked

on the

lawn

She's

Bb

F

right

I

always

was

the

Bb

Bb

crazy

one.

Well

her

Bb

Eb9

boy

friend

was

sure

nice

to

Bb

Bb

me.

said

Bb

Eb9

calm

down

would

you

like

a

Bb

Bb

drink

and I

Gm

Eb9

shot him

full of

holes

from his

Bb

Eb9

nose

to

his

knees,

and I

Bb

F

polished

off his

little

sweet

Bb

Bb

pea.

and I'm